The Gord Cave

From Malcolm Tucker:

“I have spoken with the Gordon. He's very tired. As I'm sure you know, all of the carbon in our bodies was created in the white heat at the centre of stars billions of years ago. We know this intellectually. But it's only when looking at Gordon's face that you really feel it.”

His advice? Let Cameron deal with the mess:

“Let him do the cuts. Where there is discord, may he bring petrol bombs. Where there is error, may he bring bullshit. Where there is doubt, may he bring Osborne. And where there is despair, may he bring the noise.”

Sound direction, I’d say.

Jim Naughtie thinks it’s a done deal. He may very well be right.

Time to leave the country for a few years, then? Apparently Greece is lovely at this time of year...

Hat tip: The Guardian